LordKor
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Как-то раз задали нам на дом пересказать старую сказку в современном стиле - все сделали вид, что забыли, а я решил попробовать по типу пары своих более старых сказочек (на русском) - и вот что из этого вышло:
Not so fairy tale
Once upon a time in a kingdom far-far away lived a young knight in a shining armor.
Once he heard a gossip about a beautiful princess imprisoned by an evil dragon. Immediately he threw himself to her rescue. Through the forests and swamps travelled the knight till he reached the mountain cave where the dragon lived.
So the knight called the dragon to the deadly fight for the princess. The dragon tried to talk to him but the knight didn’t listen and killed the dragon with a single mighty blow of his sword. And the dragon died in beastly pain.
So the knight proceeded into the cave where the princess was imprisoned in the magical ice crystal. He cracked the ice with his enchanted sword and freed the princess. And the two went away to the knight’s castle to live happily ever after… as thought the knight. Little he knew about this princess and she was a bitchy witch. Day after day through their life she tormented him until one lovely day he turned himself into a dragon in shining scales. Then he grabbed the yelling bitch with his claws, ascended into the sky and dropped her on the rocks. So she lived not so happily after that and died the same day. And then the knight roared happily and turned into the prince charming. The next day he killed his father in his sleep, married his own mother, claimed himself “The MF-ing Bastard”, and all three lived happily ever after. Yes, all three, I mean it, ‘cause his father was a very powerful mage, so after his death he rose as the leech. And he was very happy ‘cause he didn’t love his wife at all for she was a mighty sorceress who ensorcelled and married him. And by the way he wasn’t actually the knight’s real father ‘cause the knight was really a bastard.
Well, that’s all, folks.
By Sergey “Lord Kor” Avrov / 29.07.12
Как-то раз задали нам на дом пересказать старую сказку в современном стиле - все сделали вид, что забыли, а я решил попробовать по типу пары своих более старых сказочек (на русском) - и вот что из этого вышло:
Not so fairy tale
Once upon a time in a kingdom far-far away lived a young knight in a shining armor.
Once he heard a gossip about a beautiful princess imprisoned by an evil dragon. Immediately he threw himself to her rescue. Through the forests and swamps travelled the knight till he reached the mountain cave where the dragon lived.
So the knight called the dragon to the deadly fight for the princess. The dragon tried to talk to him but the knight didn’t listen and killed the dragon with a single mighty blow of his sword. And the dragon died in beastly pain.
So the knight proceeded into the cave where the princess was imprisoned in the magical ice crystal. He cracked the ice with his enchanted sword and freed the princess. And the two went away to the knight’s castle to live happily ever after… as thought the knight. Little he knew about this princess and she was a bitchy witch. Day after day through their life she tormented him until one lovely day he turned himself into a dragon in shining scales. Then he grabbed the yelling bitch with his claws, ascended into the sky and dropped her on the rocks. So she lived not so happily after that and died the same day. And then the knight roared happily and turned into the prince charming. The next day he killed his father in his sleep, married his own mother, claimed himself “The MF-ing Bastard”, and all three lived happily ever after. Yes, all three, I mean it, ‘cause his father was a very powerful mage, so after his death he rose as the leech. And he was very happy ‘cause he didn’t love his wife at all for she was a mighty sorceress who ensorcelled and married him. And by the way he wasn’t actually the knight’s real father ‘cause the knight was really a bastard.
Well, that’s all, folks.
By Sergey “Lord Kor” Avrov / 29.07.12
